f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod)

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

(Source: sometimelow)

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114)

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

literallyrad:

my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

guy:

when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with

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(Source: guy)