Giiirl, who taught you how to move like that? (;

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(via what-is-the-411)

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

(via that-bxtch)

atrulymorbidindividual:

svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

add 60%

(via that-bxtch)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

(via ashilemelanne)

the-vashta-nerada:

have you ever cried over a character

i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”

no

i mean

have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried

because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better

because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them

(via commanderogers)

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

(via that-bxtch)

highcups:

six out of ten people in san francisco are raven baxter

(via that-bxtch)

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway, via thealmightymadusa)