awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster)

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

ive never had a boner isnt that weird

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(Source: clannyphantom)

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

(Source: swellsea)

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell
  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix)

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