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Giiirl, who taught you how to move like that? (;
Bryce Bauer.
September 24. Old enough. Softball. Boobs.
SoCal. Selena Gomez.
My face.
Come at me, bro.
May212013
9PM
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9PM
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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9PM
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
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9PM
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9PM
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
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9PM
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
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8PM
yo it's thread: romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN...
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
he gave me a note after class that said “i’m sorry Vamsi I didn’t mean to embarrass you and I know what it feels like to have urges. And if you ever need an adult to talk to, you can come to me.” Like ummm no thanks
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8PM
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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8PM
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
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8PM
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
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